I get a phone call.
'Have you seen what's under the windscreen wiper of your car?' Pelly whispers.
'No,' I say, phone under chin as I walk out to the front of my house to have a look.
'Well, you might want to,' she says.
It's only another empty wrapper of a bondage starter kit, devoid of its advertised contents of whip, nipple clamps and chain. I extract it, quickly, before anyone else sees it. I look around to make sure no-one is filming the scene.
Until I find out who has placed it there, everyone is under suspicion.
That's about it.
Love Maddie x
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