Scarecrows on parade
As the village parade made its way around the one-way system accompanied by morris dancers, Ding Dong Daddy (he of The Imagined Village fame) prepared to serenade the passing procession with his musician friend. Their tune soared to meet the participants - only for the parade to go down the road instead of past their house, so they ended up playing to the wind.
It would never happen at Glastonbury.
That's about it.
Love Maddie x